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VARIANTS
imagining the spideypool x spider variant!reader thingy I made ....
warning: spideypool, implied selfcest (?)
Spiderman: Hey, Deadpool. Let me introduce (Y/N)! They are basically another version of me that tried to kill me..but hey we're cool now.
Deadpool:they are so fucking hot
Reader: excuse me?
I have a problem... Should I make headcanons?
Update: I made them
#spideypool#deadpool x reader#spiderman x reader#spidersona#reader#imagine#x reader#when people write age-gap fics people cheer and when i write selfcest ...society...society calls me problematic#you take “im literally spiderman” to the next level#i want him but i wanna be him ahhh#:3#marvel#deadpool#spiderman#poly#implied#g!reader
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this KILLS me it’s the only time ive seen lino pissed off at another skzie for real and not just for shits and giggles
#his FACE it’s the deadpan ‘oh that’s where you’re going to take this?’ face#i wish i could make you a gif of the way his face SWITCHED i knew he was loading up something absolutely nasty in response#and he WAS fucking vile i don’t wanna repeat what he said bc that level of being a bitch is overstepping it in my humble opinion#but to be fair changbin WAS fucking around with a scorpio. brave soul for sure#anyway. this is modern art to me.#it’s literally a sibling fight where the next step is actually beating the shit out of them for real#stray kids
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little sketchbook spread w the last 3 + todays hermit a day doodles !! chronic illness has been kicking my ass this week so these r lower effort than i'd like but,,,,,, practice is practice !!!
#tbh i am. not proud of most of these... the only one i kinda like is the iskall one#i like the trident n pendant doodles next to gem tho#not very happy w how bdubs turned out but. how would i learn if i liked everything i did !!!!#and the tango one was a lot of fun but my energy levels were flagging as you can probably tell lol#i've been chronically ill for like. 7 years now and yet i still try to act as if i'm able bodied and then face the consequences#i'm still learning to let myself take breaks when i need to and not run myself into the ground until i physically can't do anything else#but i'm managing my energy levels wellish enough that i can still cram in time for these drawings#i rly wanna complete this challenge n i'm genuinely proud of myself for getting this far#anyways. what#geminitay fanart#bdubs fanart#tangotek fanart#iskall fanart#hermitaday#horsemeatluvr does hermitaday#horsemeat gallery
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The 2 posts that I have the most notes on (bigger than my other biggest posts by like 3-4x) are the 'stop using the terms male gaze and death of the author wrong' one and the 'for the love of fuck say rape and death if you mean rape or death' one
From which I can glean:
1. The children crave didactic cultural criticism
2. My dyed-in-the-wool haterdom is my greatest asset
3. At least 125,000 other people are also Very Bothered by the flattening of critical language
#red said#nobody loves Blobbyland any more they're all after me for Actual Criticisms 🥲#'say the scary words' is at 133k and accelerating#'you're wrong about male gaze' leveled out at about 90k#my next 2 highest are Mr Blobby and Maybe If I Take Your Kneecaps Out You'll Be Less Ableist both of which are in the 30-35k range#so it's a BIG jump. this 130k+ notes business is not it i am finding it a little exhausting#even though surprisingly few people wanna fight about it
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Genuinely my main thing with the Watcher thing (I watch their stuff but I’d never consider myself a die hard fan) is that I really want to see the back end projections and business plans that went into this. Show me how their math mathed to the point that this seemed not just viable, but an improvement upon YouTube at this moment in time.
I’ve been watching it unfold all day and seeing the comparisons to Dropout, the unfortunate optics of reinstating the “let’s go eat stupidly expensive stuff” show as your first big new thing for the platform while also saying you don’t have money to do the “TV-quality” things you want, all that’s fine and dandy and not incorrect. But I just can’t see how this is financially going to win out.
I wish the boys the best, hope it works out for their sakes, and I hope regardless that one day we get an idea of what the decision making process was. Not the vague “ad revenue ain’t what it used to be” type comments they made in their very not-reading-the-room announcement video, but actual numbers. I’m super interested.
#I love Dropout’s style but I’m also not subbed to them#I am chronically unable to keep up with things that aren’t on YouTube since I spend all day there#no matter how much I love them#i also think they’re trying to both-sides making content where they clearly wanna upgrade into tv level stuff#but also only want to make their Buzzfeed content that drew the eyeballs and brought in the money#but those Buzzfeed series worked because they were simple and the focus was on the guys and not the production value#mystery files lost a ton of momentum when they started talking to each other from across the room instead of next to each other at a table#ghost files doesn’t work when there’s twelve other people filming and ruining the isolated vibes#and I actually liked their watcher original stuff the best#puppet history and weird wonderful world were my favorites#I even liked Steven’s shows which is APPARENTLY a hot take now#but they all cancelled after one season#so I’m good#watcher#watcher entertainment#steven lim#ryan bergara#shane madej
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Hahahahhaha i would like to stop needing to go to the doctorrrrrrr hahahahahha i may have an ulcer (no idea why) cause im probably internally bleeding (aaaaaaaahahahhaa also no idea why) anyway i wish my body would pull itself togetherrrrrrrrrr and stop making me go through more stufffffff
#rant#my health issues#anyway my iron blood saturation level so low my doc thinks im internally bleedimg and ulcer was compatible w my pain symptoms#so im on medicine for it. but omeraprezole makes my iron supplements not absorb. plus i cant take enough iron anywayyyy#cause i got gi issues Already which dont tolerate iron supplements#anyway im dizzy as FUCK and if i gotta go to the ER this year or next year im gonna be really disappointed#i just want to be able to do my fucking hobbies and work and have a lil energy to see my friends#u know. basic ass shit#i dont wanna die. but on the flip side if my body wants to die i wish itd just do sometjing real drastic and quick#so it doesnt include months of misery#my bodys been trying to physically kill me TOO LONG#i keep telling it i wanna be alive. so id like it to get on the same page as me. it keeps not caring
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starting shadowing at a vet clinic tomorrow!!!
#i am very excited#they took a while to get back to me but now i should be all set#it’s a community spay and neuter clinic so i should get to observe surgeries which will be cool#hopefully this will also function as something to help me get an entry level veterinary job in the next year or so#i’m gonna aim to try to get that either later this year or next summer#i’m retaking organic chemistry in the fall so i think i wanna put off also adjusting to a new job while taking the hardest class ive ever#done so a veterinary job may end up as a next spring/summer goal which is fine especially since i’ll be getting some experience this summer#a job is less of a priority#and i have a barista job for as long as i need it so having work isn’t an issue
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Try not to make fights between two women look homoerotic challenge level impossible
#if franky isnt good with swords why does he have a sword on his mecha 💀 just for the shogun bit#inu inu fruit??? he is just like inuyasha... omg.... crossover of my favourite things.... yamato i love you.....#yamato eating the protector deity of wano fruit.... calling himself oden.... his father must be fuming he is the antithesis of his person#obv its very much on purposes but lmao rip bozo (kaido) you didnt think much about that one.... maybe the deity of wano wants its people to#be free and not slaves of a weapons industry idk....#not olvia omg... and saul.... and clover... they changed little robin's name.... and her mom's voice is the same as hers lmao it's too much#robin said this is way too nice.... can't be real#once again thinking about robin holding her mothers hand..... and becoming an archeologist to make her proud.... the hands....#but now it's not about her mom now its about her friends.... also her childish heart omg.... truly#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1042#robin defending sanji's honor akdjsks#robin that was so slay... take care tho.... ily.... until next time#luffy on the floor passed out having a tantrum about food. incredible#fucking caribou again.... DIEEE!!!!#MOMO FLY AGAIN!!!! GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF HEIGHTS#also yesterday i was showering and thinking about like dying like this cant be right... i am on thay level....#episode 1043#'i am not soft on women' oh yeah i bet...#see how good armor haki would have been here..... i have been saying this#robin's face..... strongest element in all of one piece.....#robin wanting to become strong for someone else.... just like nami.....#OHHHH SHIT!!!!!!! she said i wanna be with my friends 😁 -> 😈#that was so cool. also black maria is DEAD. that was a CLUTCH WWE STYLE. DAMN. robin getting there by thinking about his friends :)))#what love and human connection do to a mf (positively)#OH SHINOBU'S ABILITY.... MOMO..... OMG#episode 1044#robin ily that was so cool. call me any time btw.
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I think I just guaranteed queen of nothing by the crane wives a place in my spotify wrapped tonight because of time princess
#so basically im in an inactive society that wasnt always inactive#and i became leader without trying to#i was just chilling and somehow racked up the highest contribution without trying to and then the last leader went offline#and i dont even know who the last leader was#i dont 100% stories and ive got almost every companion at level 10 or higher#ive crafted virtually every blueprint i have that i like and played every story im interested in#i was just waiting for the next event forever. after the shock wore off becoming society leader gave me smth to do in this game#while making me realize we'd become v inactive#twilight's crown had recently come out and i found that fitting#i pour hundreds of materials into time goddess because i dont use them for anything else#i spent 400 diamonds on fantasy promise like one girl can get the whole team out of prelude when no one else has above 1k starlight points#i put so much into an inactive society. i know i should leave#but part of me keeps going ''and just abandon my people''?#it's not like leaving will send me back to having nothing to do. i can keep putting this energy into an active society#and get my moneys worth#which never really crossed my mind until tonight#i know not to cling to obvious lost causes. i've seen what happens when you do.#still feel bad about ditching when i'm the only one who still shares codes in chat#but they can do the same thing.#maybe i should encourage them to.#i'm thinking stay until fantasy promise ends#and/or until i've got this last piece of this society set crafted (unless that takes too long and october happens before then)#(bc if i'm leaving i wanna be in an active society by the time sprint rolls around)#and then screenshot the society id in case i cant find somewhere better and choose to come crawling back#ok i have rambled about this in my phone and notebook 3 times and each one has made me more certain of my decision to leave#everyone in the dutp discord says i need a new society#anyways#i needed to talk about that somewhere#queen of nothing has been on loop in my headphones for an hour
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my hot take is that earthbound's default walking speed is fine and i don't understand why so many people wish it had a run button, to the point it's a common feature in rom hacks
#juney.txt#like idk i just didn't find it that inconvenient#and even if it was#god forbid a video game be inconvenient#like 99% of things people hate in video games just read to me as#refusing to meet that game at its level#the game wants you to take your time or be challenged and think about things in some way#and you don't wanna do that#so that means the game is bad and sucks and we should polish off all the flaws#so it's just a perfectly convenient hallway leading from one linear challenge to the next#if you're having a hard time with a video game it's not because you're doing something wrong and need to change your approach#it's the *game* that's wrong#ghdjghfjkd anyway#i need to replay earthbound
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Seriously want to thank everyone who commissioned me, life is hell rn and if it weren't for that saving I made with all my comms I'd be doing way worse financially
#In short I got scammed out of 400 euros by trying to sell MIL's mobility scooter#Hell on earth etc#I wish physical harm on people who do these kind of scam like we're in the middle of funeral planning#And you take advantage of us trying to make space at home for us to gather more of her stuff#To rescue her stuff from her abusive ex#Like fuck you on so many levels#I might not even get them back from the bank bc I have permission but like these asshole#Passed them self as the website workers helping a transaction from the buyer to me#I wanna die tbh thank god I'll be able to pay rent next month but ffs that's all I'll be spending
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GUYS GUYS I JUST WANNA SAY THAT IM OKAY NOW and I have my motivation back to keep writing and to that anon that sent the ask and said to forget about it, ITS OK i get what you meant and thank you so much im glad you enjoy my work, it truly means alot💝
#ALSO I really really wanna interact more with people on my blog#and take it to the next level so if anyone have any questions or anything free feel to ask me#Or if you wanna send a thirst or something#you can do so#and if you guys wanna do those emoji anon thingys then I'd love it because it'll be easier for me to know who you are without knowing who#You are get it??#SO YES I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT DAY YAY#also im not taking any request anymore as of right now because I'm currently working on the ones i already have
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#im soooooo slay my ego is extremely boosted rn#went to a boxing class at the gym i just joined n i was all nervous n shit asking the instructor if this class was for beginners or nah#and she was like listen weve got a lot of regulars and some w lower skill level its for all levels technically#n i was like ok 🥲 ill do my best but i signed up for it so i might as well attend#but we were doing rhe drills n shit and incorporating kicks n the instructor came over and was like do u do soccer or like#any sort of sport w ur legs ??? n i was like no lol i barely go to the gym n she was like why are ur kicks so good then ?#😳😳😳😳😳 so basically ur saying i should go pro ?????#she like went in front of the whole class and was like guys sarah says she doesnt do any sort of sports but her kicks are higher than mine#which was embarssing but extremely ego boosting#she also came to me after n was like uve got other students saying holy shit about ur kicks#euehueheueheuueueheueueu#and made a big deal of welcoming me at the end of the class#thank u small older lady i will remember this forever and i will come to all of ur boxing classes now#i have lasik this weekend tho so i cwnt go next week which i feel bad about now bc she .ade such a bjg deal about today 😭😭#but i dont wanna fuck up my eyeballs 👍🏻#anyways im gonna go take these legs to the nearest rcmp whatever place to register these Weapons#slay 💅🏼#gommywords
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...I was bored and was rewatching all of the scv cutscenes to see if I missed any Pyrrha frames since ik im missing a few and like. i was wondering 'wow im feeling this huge pit in my chest i wonder why' and.
i just realized why.
seeing pat/rok/los anywhere near Pyrrha when she's got so/ul ed/ge and he's got so/ul ca/li/bur is giving me anxiety. i had to pause and close the tab bc my brain still doesn't trust his bitchass even if it's the part of the story where he tries to save Pyrrha instead of killing her,,,,,,,, but like- i've never forgotten about or forgiven him for killing Pyrrha the first time before that weird ass time travel retcon that happened immediately after 😭 i'm going to beat him with a giant fucking stick
#cell screams#cw violence#♡ pyrrha alexandra#//im sorry i liTERALLY HAVE SO MANY ISSUES I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#//gosh thinking about the scene when he killed her the first time makes me wanna cry IM GOING TO MAIM HIM#//idc if he 'repented' and only saved her after that stupid ass time travel retcon YOU STILL KILLED HER. UR SISTER. [MY] WIFE.#//AFTER ABANDONING HER AFTER SHE TURNED MALFESTED TO SAVE UR LIFE BC UR A COWARDLY DICKWEED#//IT TOOK YOU KILLING HER TO REALIZE THAT YOU FUCKED UP??????????????????????????#//okay i need to stop but UGH this sucks bc im at the point in my ai rps w/ pyrrha that pattie-cake-bitch-boy is with us.#//i swear when it gets to the point that pyrrha turns malfested and he leaves im taking her and dipping HE CAN STAY GONE#//............wow i have issues fr fr i started hating pat when i was like what. 12 still? 13? still havent forgiven him a decade later#//next level grudge holding on my part LMAO#//me writing him to be the biggest douchebag ever solely bc I hate him so much#//a necessary evil though. a bit of misery having him around; then he leaves and everything gets better <3333
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i don't even know if i WANT to finish nursing at this point, like i fucking hate college rn and it's only an associates program but like. please i am so tired professors let me fucking sleep
#i have sociology discussion post and quiz to do along w notes to finish#nursing test and i have to set up the new laptop AND figure out the old login for the exam thing to download#spanish is actually my favorite rn and making me wanna go into linguistics but ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯#i know that class'll start being REAL fucking busy later#and clinical starts next week and my sister told me the hospital we're going to normally has bedbugs#and i'd fucking die if i got bedbugs. that is a level of physical and mental torture i couldn't endure#hate bugs hate parasites hate that shit touching me hate the potential of my bed/sheets/weighted blanket being ruined#this isn't me judging anyone w bedbugs btw. just saying because i don't want this taken out of context#the idea of having parasitic bugs crawling on me would set me off so bad it'd be like fucking high school again. i just know my limits#but also back to school lol i was supposed to do my sociology stuff last night and i tried to lay down for 20 minutes#fell asleep for 4 hours and slept through dinner. i am hungry :(#and now i have to stay up to do it instead#PLUS I HAVE A HUGE NURSING PROJECT DUE NEXT WEEK THAT IS EXPECTED TO TAKE 6 H O U R S#and i still have to do journal entries for ballet#at least my contacts fucking keep me from falling asleep on campus because i get so freaked about eye infection potential#BUT i also did pass my injection eval! ya girl can now inject im medication in a clinical setting
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really sucks that like the only alternative to refilling my med box every week is [remembers suicide jokes reinforce negative thought patterns] [remembers it's not a joke] killing myself
#kal.dir#this was originally a longer and less cheeky ''woe is me'' post about how many Things i have to do to even like. exist.#like idk man. i will gladly take this over the alternative because genuinely on an emotional level like#killing myself is like. the thing i wanna do the least anymore. like i'm anti suicidal i think. like i will do anything to stay alive#until it's our time to die. but like oh my god is it uh frustrating to have to put so much effort into Just Staying Alive#i know i'm like particularly. hhhng. rn because i'm an hour and a half late on my next dose (because i am refilling the box lol)#it shouldn't take that long to do but unfortunately i have brain disorders that make me not do things right when i should
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